So, you're eager to teach your U8 squad the art of soccer positions, huh? Well, buckle up, because we're about to kick off a fun ride! Start by introducing the basics, like striker, midfielder, and defender roles. Use simple explanations with relatable examples, like comparing the goalie to a superhero saving the day from an incoming ball-asteroid. And remember, practice makes perfect, so keep playing until they're bending it like Beckham or at least, not tripping over the ball!